Card Declined Blame The Cloud Tee
Card Declined Blame The Cloud Tee
For everyone who has stood at a checkout while the payment app spun forever. A clean, bold reminder that sometimes it's not your balance, it's the data center.
# Card Declined Blame The Cloud Tee
# docs/SIZING_GUIDE.md — garment measurements, laid flat
| SIZE_ENUM | A CHEST_WIDTH | B BODY_LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| Size.S | 18.25″46.4 cm | 26.6″67.6 cm |
| Size.M | 20.25″51.4 cm | 28″71.1 cm |
| Size.L | 22″55.9 cm | 29.4″74.7 cm |
| Size.XL | 24″61.0 cm | 30.75″78.1 cm |
| Size.2XL | 26″66.0 cm | 31.6″80.3 cm |
| Size.3XL | 27.75″70.5 cm | 32.5″82.6 cm |
| Size.4XL | 29.75″75.6 cm | 33.5″85.1 cm |
A chest: armpit to armpit, laid flat
B length: top of shoulder to hem
Lay a tee you already love flat and compare. Finished garments can vary by about ±1 in (2.5 cm).
# Runtime spec for long-lived merch (care & wash guide)
FROMprinted-to-order/garment:latest
LABELmaintainer="hello@404merch.com"
# keep the print sharp for longer
ENVWATER_TEMP=cold CYCLE=gentle
ENVBLEACH=false
RUNwash --inside-out --with-like-colors
RUNtumble-dry --low || hang-dry
RUNiron --cool --reverse-side --skip-print
RUNdry-clean --never
ENTRYPOINT["wear", "--comfort=max"]
CMD["code", "--all-night"]
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