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Merch for people who ship code.
Tees, hoodies and mugs with jokes only your terminal will get. Printed to order, shipped worldwide.
Bestsellers
// small shop, no ticket queue
Made by devs, for devs
// 01 jokes.compile()
Jokes that compile
Every design is written by people who have debugged prod at 2am. No generic stock humour.
0 stock jokes
// 02 print --on-demand
Printed to order
Each piece is printed when you order it. No overproduction, no warehouse full of dead stock.
0 overproduction
// 03 git revert --free
30-day free rollbacks
Misprint, damage or wrong size? Message us and we make it right. No ticket queue.
30 days to revert
// answers, no ticket required
FAQ
How does sizing work?
Unisex fit, true to size. Size up one for a relaxed, oversized look. Every product page has a size chart.
When will my order ship?
Each item is printed to order, usually within 2-5 business days, then shipped worldwide with tracking.
What if something is wrong?
Misprint, damage or wrong size: contact us within 30 days and we will make it right.
Who makes these?
A small independent shop run by people who write code for a living and think a good joke beats a status meeting.